Need to add some personality to your home bar, kitchen, or man cave? This Primitives by Kathy wood box sign delivers the perfect dose of humor with its classic quote: 'Alcohol because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.' The distressed white paint on natural wood gives it that rustic, farmhouse charm that's so popular right now. Measuring 10 inches wide by 6 inches tall and 1.75 inches deep, it's substantial enough to make a statement but not overwhelming. The best part? You can use it two ways - stand it freely on a shelf, desk, or bar top, or hang it on the wall using the built-in hardware. The quality construction means it's built to last, unlike cheap printed signs. Perfect for gifting to your favorite wine enthusiast, beer lover, or anyone who appreciates good humor about drinking culture. It instantly adds character to any space and always gets a laugh from guests. Whether you're decorating your home bar, kitchen, game room, or office, this sign brings that perfect combination of rustic style and cheeky humor that makes your space feel more personal and inviting. Primitives by Kathy is known for their quality home decor, and this sign definitely lives up to that reputation!