This Bigfoot sticker is guaranteed to get some laughs and confused looks! Measuring 3x8.5 inches, it's the perfect size for your car bumper, laptop, water bottle, or pretty much any smooth surface. The text 'Bigfoot is Real and He Tried to Eat My Ass' is just absurd enough to be hilarious, and the Sasquatch graphic completes the joke. Made right here in the USA with quality materials that can handle outdoor conditions, so it won't fade or peel easily. Whether you're a cryptid enthusiast, just love weird humor, or want to mess with people's heads, this sticker delivers. It's one of those things that makes people do a double-take and then burst out laughing. Perfect for breaking the ice or just showing off your quirky sense of humor. The adhesive is strong enough to stay put but shouldn't leave residue if you decide to remove it later. Great for gift exchanges, white elephant parties, or just treating yourself to something silly. Because let's be real - who doesn't need a little Bigfoot humor in their life?